Santa.

I get obsessed with decorations and decorating the house. I keep it tasteful outside, but when you get inside it is a bit like Blackpool illuminations. I go bonkers!

-- Johnny Vegas


When I was little we'd drive to Blackpool to see the illuminations, but at home his is about as flashy as our decorations ever get.

Santa always puts in an appearance and sits in the middle of the tree, steadfast.