My friend, Sam, got free tickets to the LadyBoys in the Meadows so we went along tonight to see it. Although I was a little sceptical at first, it was actually a really good show. For most, it was really hard to believe that they were actually guys.

The only downside to the night was these 4 drunken old women who were sitting at out table who pestered us throughout the entire show and kept shouting that they had brought their own carryout and that they got 9 pairs of shoes for £5 each, which were originally £20 in the sale from the shop they work in. One wifey was just back from Florida where she bought a Mickey Mouse watch, which she was showing off. She stays in Cannonmills and doesn't drive.

Thank goodness the show only lasted an hour and a half or she would have told me her whole life story.