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As is my wont, I was having a pre-prandial bevvy with the burd in my local when this lot started performing. It's almost as if they knew I didn't have a decent blip tonight. They also had a nice line in asking for cash: "we're not a charity, so don't feel you have to put any money in the hat."
I gave them a quid. That's a pound for non European blippers.