"Bloody Hell!!......"

"........ he's not wearing a black shirt."

I always, always, always wear a very dark shirt for work. Usually black. I also have black with thin white stripes and one charcoal grey. In fact a group of young people I work with once offered to club together and buy me a white shirt because they'd only ever seen me in black. I declined their kind offer. I like black.

So when I turned up for work in this there was general shock and looks of complete disbelief.