Let The Cat Out Of The Bag

I was woken this morning by car doors banging and the sound of football boot studs on tarmac.

Needless to say I found that the lazy so and so had abandoned his car on the corner.

By the time I got up there was another idiot.

The police were conacted and they got the driver of the 4WD by phone so he moved it.
The other fool went away by himself for a short time (probably to buy fags) and then abandoned it again.

I challenged him about it and got a mouthful of abuse so I told him the police had his number already but I would let them know he was back.
With more abuse he drove along the pavement - past the empty parking bays to abandon it on the next corner.

I let the police know.

Headed down to the designer outlet to see about getting my daughter a birthday present this afternoon.
The 'Management' had closed off two of the five levels of the multi storey car park prior to parking charges being introduced on Monday (you have been warned).
Of course everybody and his brother was out to make the most of the free parking this weekend.
I couldn't get a parking space so went home ........... daughter can whistle for a present.