Desk tidy

This is my first working day of 2014.
And this is where I work.
It's not the tidiest desk in the world. Though I'm often travelling and then I have to improvise and find somewhere else to be scruffy.
I'm fairly adept at creating a similar mess in a car, a hotel room, a coffee shop, someone else's office. Anywhere really.
It's one of my 'skills'.