"My little deuce coupe"

I wish!!!
Spotted in town today. Any Aficionados out there spot the (manufactured) unreality?

There are so many folk playing the music game I nearly didn't. ...
"Red Rooster" nearly made it. Then "Road Hog", then the mind went ...Duh "Road hog, BEEP-BEEP" and I thought

"What the hell! Why not?"

Well Im not braggin babe so dont put me down
But I've got the fastest set of wheels in town
When something comes up to me he dont even try
Cause if I had a set of wings man I know she could fly
She's my little deuce coupe
You dont know what I got.

And NO you can't have all the words ... Coz I wouldn't know "a flat head mill" if it ran me over.