well aged

Or perhaps the evidence that I almost burned down our apartment tonight. I was boiling things, it got out of hand, flames took over. It was an accident... I swear!

The Man laughed at me after we'd taken care of the problem. It's been a bad day. Burned myself two different times (even before the fire) and had a rough day at work. Not to mention the fact that I mistakenly put my fingers in the butter.

The end result was a trip to the store to buy frozen yogurt and camping out on the sofa where I can't hurt myself or others. Supposedly.