Chutzpah

A little old lady was sitting at the side of the feeding frenzy in the carpet shop sale. She looked weary, and I asked if her shopping expedition had been successful.

Knowing that another customer was also after 'her' chosen carpet, the scheming old bat had brought along her own pencil, elbowed her rival out of the way, and ensured victory by scrawling SOLD on the price ticket.

I hope to be just like her one day.