Stargazing Half Baked

Inspired by Stargazing Live I thought I'd post a nice star trail shot.
Clear sky - check
Camera to manual focus - check
Camera to manual exposure- check
Wide aperture - check
High ISO - check
WB to sunlight - check
RAW off - check
Continuous shooting - check
Tripod - check
Lockable remote - check
Camera focussed - ch....
Bugger
So here is a shot of Orion which looks like it was taken on an old mobile.
Must try again on Saturday if forecast stays good.

Grrrrr