The numpty and the three diaries

Once upon a time there was a complete numpty who kept buying the wrong diary...

The first diary she bought online and it was far too small. It wouldn't do at all.

The second diary she bought in WH Smith and it was far too big. She couldn't keep track of her week when it was spread over seven pages. That would never do.

The third diary she bought from Paperchase and it was just right. She can see a week over two pages so she knows where she is and what's coming up. It's a keeper (and it provided me with an excuse to take another trip to Paperchase).

...and the numpty lived happily ever after.