Jeremy burst into my room alone! He was naked!

I was pleased to see the deer at least had found somewhere dry to hang out. The water in the background is where one of the tributaries of the Cherwell has burst its banks.

Whilst I was getting the deer to pose for me, a group of female students walked by and I caught the strident voice of one. It went like this:

"Jeremy burst into my room alone! He was naked! I was like er..." And then their voices drifted away and I never found out. Was she naked too? What happened next? She was like er WHAT? Who can finish the story? Please? I want to know what happened.