Sliding ...

... down the banister at Gran's house ... wheeeeee!


"The banister begs for biddable bodies.
The pantry pleads for plentiful provisions.
The cooker cries out for creative cuisine.
The sink sighs at the sight of slimy scum.
The toilet tells tawdry tales.
The floor fanaticises for fairy-like feet.
The doors detest driving draughts.
The carpet cringes counting cakey crumbs.
The windows watch wistfully the whaling winter weather."

(Carys Newman - The Home Keeps the Whole Together)