It's all fun and games...

...until someone gets stabbed in the heart.
(Writes the Ghost of NickMog)

And I only agreed to play "Knife Thrower and Volunteer from the Audience" with Maude to stop her from going on and on about wanting to show me her "Saw a Man in Half" trick.

Looking back, I realise that I should have been suspicious when she made me wear the blindfold. But, at the time, that seemed the safer option.

And she has form in this area.