Sedates And Sadistics

In the mentalists corner today, poor wee Sam got shot in the face by a random Rambo, then again by his own dad, at Harry's bedlam Paintball party way down in freezing Edzell, along with Grant, Ewan and Lucas. Sounded bedlam right enough, 50 loons and mannies pretending they are all yippykayaymitherflippin John McLeans sustained by a Mars bar and a pot noodle. Random Rambo got bollocked in front of everyone for shooting sam at close range, just as well I wasn't there, I would have gone all ninja mum retribution on his behind.

Meanwhile, in the serene and sedate corner, Tess and I entertained Deryn with a trip to the cinema (Harry Hill on the big screen, ohhhh dear), then pizzahut. Home in time for a visit from Lovely Lesley (her official title) and her wee sparkle Kate, who apparently lives "hundreds of countries away", what a wee smasher.