Globes

Oh how I love the Golden Globes. They may be my favorite awards. Everyone gets drunk and makes incoherent speeches, there are approximately ten thousand technical glitches, and Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are just generally flawless. I barely even care about the winners for this show - who cares if anyone was more deserving, would you give up that glorious speech by Jaqueline Bisset? I didn't think so!