In disgrace

Yes you can look away Toby Border. You're only little but somehow you managed to jump onto the work top and get my tray of freshly cooked oven vegetables. You're a dog for goodness sake. I would understand it if it was meat but red peppers, onions and courgettes are really not your thing. Get out in the garden you wretch. Go on, bark at a phantom squirrel or pigeon. Just go before I do something I regret...