Butter wouldn't melt.

Don't you believe it!

Got a text today to pre-warn me that on my return home I would find that Fen had spent part of the day yesterday on the TV cabinet - having got into the sitting room while Mrs DD was at work - and has marked said cabinet quite badly.

It was not as bad as I expected to be fair but, anyone want a dog?

One good owner and very well behaved.

The owner that is.