Caught in the Act

Massive shock here at the training centre when these surreptitiously snapped pictures surfaced- taken from a long lens! Woody Woodpecker, stalwart of the Alternative Olympic downhill skiing team, caught on camera, with what looks like an alternative substance, something other than a vitamin pill in his beak! Looking from the evidence here suspiciously like drug abuse!!

Preparations here are now well under way for the exiting Tally Ho Alternative Olympics next month. So we will be following from time to time a few of the athletes along with the medal contenders leading up to the big events when spotted out and about in the Olympic Village.

Matching his diet with the level of training and exercise, he was trying not to share his pre-Olympic nutrition tips so we had to go undercover to get the low down.

Sporting the smart Team Woodpecker colours of red, white and black, Woody said he had been secretly styling his technique on Didier after the massive win at Vancouver in 2010 and had been following a strict training regime. However with the Olympic camp reeling with these new revelations he was unavailable for comment at the moment with the local birds twittering in shock not believing that Woody could be doing such a thing!

Anyone needing to catch last years events at Tally Ho see here