Staying abreast.....

Spring is bustin' out all over.....and my bust is springin' out all over the place too.

At a meeting today, I leant over to pick up a dropped pen, when there was a sudden snap followed by a sharp pain.....it was either a cracked rib, or a bit of underwiring which had given up the fight.

You blokes won't understand this (unless you're given to wearing a truss) but when your bits are suddenly lopsided, it can affect your whole day....and being slowly skewered by your own underwear, when there's not a thing you can do about it, is just plain humiliating........