Disasters

Look at this. Not only is it a rubbish watermelon, but it threw itself on my kitchen floor as I went to rescue a duvet that didn't spin because it's too big for the washing machine so is soaking drippyness everywhere. And then I come back to a splattered watermelon. I don't know how it made its way off the worktop onto the floor I can only guess it hates me (and it's shape probably had something to do with it).

I bought the watermelon reduced and thought I wonder when I'll be bothered to cut it up. It's like fate telling me "don't put off til tomorrow what you can do today" or something.

I'm in a huff.