Brown snout

That's a variety of apple don't you know and they are today's blip because, although we spent the evening in a variety of lovely real ale pubs, I was struggling for a blip. That was until I, whilst in a full blown conversation, looked up to see a pair of apples that looked rather like boobs with very big nipples!

I do apologise for the crude blips (two in a row) I don't know what's come over me!

4 hr stint making envelopes but they are all done, let's hope the feeling in my scalpel finger comes back soon.

The good thing about not drinking:

You can go to the pub in the rain and not get wet thanks to the designated driver, me.

You don't spend a penny, designation drivers don't ask for petrol money they just get free drinks.

You can, due to being sober, resist a dirty kebab on the way home. They just don't have the same appeal.

I could get used to this no drinking lark!