Jib jab on my roof

One of them is clearly headed for a whopping ... not entirely sure which one. It appeared to be about a bit of stale bread.

'Twas a rather glorious day! I had a man stop by, about pruning the massive Dogwood. He spied the unruly Laurels. He only wants $800 to sort the lot! jesus. I've said it before and I'll say it again ... for the money I've paid to keep the Laurels in check I could've had handsome fortifications erected.

Still, it's nice to be enshrouded in greenery. Handy for a particular method of sunbathing.