TMI*

My body has decided to turn everything I eat into an acidic paste which ejects itself at regular painful intervals.

Needless to say, I took the day off work where aside from getting in a taxi which was in such a state of disrepair that it had to be hotwired to get it going, the only other thing of note was the sufferance of the hideous body odour of a disgusting shower fitting man who managed to stink out the new flat in 10 minutes flat (oh, and the emergence of the horrible version of me).

*Too much information.