Not Dirty Any More

Someone was not at all pleased that I noticed how stinky she was getting, and decided it was high time for a bath!

She tried to convince me that it had taken her simply ages to acquire the special aromas and slightly gritty, greasy texture that enveloped her in a fetid miasma, but all her protestations fell on deaf ears, and into the sink she went.

Extravagantly lathered with Olive & Fig Shed Control Shampoo, then carefully rinsed with a nice warm shower, and an invigorating rubdown with the stripey towel, and she's as good as new! (She would hasten to disagree, as she sulks behind me in the desk chair ...)