Happit in rauchens o haar

The heicht o the biggins is happit in rauchens o haar *

So, anyway, after attending the corporate hospitality do, (where the fizzy to canapé ratio was a little on the high side) I was in Tesco, filling the basket with organic houmous and pinot grigio. When I realised that I was listening to Snow Patrol** - Chasing Cars *** on the ipod. And I realised that I must be some sort of dream come true for a marketing man whose remit is the middle classes.

* Did you see what i did there? Did you?

** This really is a true story

*** As I was typing Snow Patrol, suddenly they were on the radio. Spooky