When I wert lad...

...this was a bank and I worked two banks down. None of them are banks now. As the junior I was sent here for the amusement of the so called seniors to collect stamps for posting to the general ledger and the more obvious long stand. Oh, the banter of a Scottish banker.

Edit: Of course, I was a bank employee back in the day before bankers dropped down the popularity index below traffic wardens and tax inspectors.