The system administrator

This one is fairly honest, she yawns at my problems!
No matter that I have made her a nice and cosy place in the middle of my equipment.... She just complains about the static that regularly occurs when she moves about. And never comments on the fact that my computer reboots when she does that!
Anyway, when i give up and go to the sofa, she comes and comfort me in my knee. That's better than the sysadmins at my work can do.