Forklift One ..Ken Zero

Rassle fraccel #@!! Forklift ! *&^!!* all to $%##! What the #!#! are You &%$*@)( looking at? and what the %$& do you have that %+&$*-^ camera for? And what in the %&## are you blankety blank blank laughing about?

Well, it really wasn't quite that bad but I did hear
a few loosely spoken words as my dear, sweet husband (the one giving me the dirty look over the top of his glasses) tried to get the forklift running. He has never driven it before and all of our guys were in Eugene working on a
big project.