NO PIRATES HERE

Angola has decided to move into the 21st century with the addition of pirates to the region. Not happy with 83" UHD Samsung TV's, Beaber style lambourghinis & Kardasian bling the idea of having a million+ barrel of oil tanker highjacked on the open seas is now the must have item. We have just lost one and another paniced and sent out a false mayday this week, so it looks like anything with 4 masts, sails, smelling of rum and parrot poop has us running for our blunder bust and cutlass, avast behind me harties, but enough about the 4th engineer........ship ahoy