T-bagged

We work on car lots, around used car salesmen everyday. You would think that we have learned to avoid being suckered into a car deal by now.
well yes and no.
I am a very reluctant buyer. I don't believe anything that they have to say about the car, or the previous owners... isn't it always a little old lady that drove the car? and the miles are all highway miles right?
Either way we ended up buying a Honda Element.
This is the dead animal that was right above my head during the whole ordeal.
Pretty obscene if you ask me