Welcome to my dream kitchen...

...where there are no dishes to wash, no food to cook, no worktops to wipe, no carbonized remains inside the oven to scrape off and the washing machine doesn't dance around the kitchen when running its spin cycle. I thought this decor was a bit dark and morbid for my liking but our daughter obviously liked it.

We spent much of today in a certain Swedish furniture store, along with a few zillion other people. All trying to escape the rotten weather.