Scotch and scotched

Two things to report today. Horrified by my accidental selfie the other day, I've had a shave. Now I'm just too pretty to share my baby-soft phizzog. It'd only drive wives and girlfriends to distraction. Secondly, that big bottle of 'Grouse' I won in a raffle just before Christmas: Gail's polished it all off already. I never even got the chance to try a drop. Such a lush, that girl.