Dwarf Bread

Especially for the Pratchett fans I give you DWARF BREAD – lock stock and smoking straight from the oven!!


For those that are not aficionados of Disc World, Dwarf Bread is often handed down through generations of Dwarf families, and apart from (as a last resort) being used as food, it is a deadly weapon. I had to get a level one firearms licence before even attempting to mix the ingredients. It has featured in many books including ‘Feet of Clay’.


Ok – I own up. Over a year ago now I forgot to put the yeast in the bread-maker, and the result has sat near the kitchen door ever since in case we get unwanted intruders!! Mrs W has finally put her foot down and I have had to move it, so why not blip it?