Looks Like Rein Deer

My reindeer stands at the head of the dining room, and oversees all mealtime shenanigans. He's called Morris, or Maurice if we're eating French cuisine. He likes to join in with family festivities, and can often be spotted wearing a string of fairy lights. I like to pretend the cobwebs are left over from Hallowe'en, but I'm just a sloppy housewife.