Idiot-grams

Wow there must have been quite a few people trying to send trash cans and smelly paint brushes in parcels for Royal Mail to get annoyed and invest in this 'Items you cannot send in the international mail' leaflet.

I had no idea you're not allowed to post snowflakes, labels reading 'CO2' and open flames. Also, it looks like rats staring adoringly at marijuana leaves are also forbidden.

You live and learn, thank you Royal Mail!