I very foolishly agreed to play a few singalong songs for the Out of School Club at my son's nursery. There are only two problems with this scenario: one, I don't know any singalong songs, and two, it's today.

So, I now have until three o'clock to learn some. And here's a funny thing - you can find the chords and lyrics to just about anything for free on the worldwide interweb, but when you search for children's singalong songs, someone's always trying to sell you a bumper songbook.

I'm sure there was loads of time when I said I'd do it, but someone seems to have stolen the intervening weeks. That happens a lot these days.