Rude goose

After school today I sashayed down to the duck pond to try to catch a blip. Well, that's not entirely accurate as I drove there. I just thought sashayed sounded nicer and I wish I had done that now.

Anyway, this very handsome goose was hanging around the pond's edge, but he obviously had me sussed as someone who was sans food. He promptly turned his tail feathers and waddled off. It was a fair attempt at a sashay, certainly better than mine.