Re-write:- Almost on a whim, we decided to go to the Caravan & motor-home show tomorrow: ergo we were forced into the week's shop today.
Had I known that this was to be "it" of the few I shot I'd have tried to:-
A ) Do it better.
B ) Find out why there was a Lady Loan Shark in attendance.
Lady? ... Ever seen a bloke
1. As short, even with a huge head on?
2. Wearing heels like those?

I see we're "Over capacity" again, I'd better copy this B4 I press "Publish......" in cas it bleeping vanishes again.