Ground control to Major Coffee

Here's the latest offering from Artisan Roast on Edinburgh's Broughton Street. It joins the others in the annals:

Bagpipe roasted beans - 8th January 2014
Santa's fancy vouchers - 9th December 2013
Coffee to go crazy for - November 21 2013
Depresso - October 1 2013
We sell coffee equipment - September 11 2013
Anaesthesiology - July 10 2013
Edinburgh trams as fast as prams - June 11 2013
Don't grow up - May 27 2013
Snowed-in Easter bunny - April 4 2013
Apocalypse apology - January 12 2013
Bart Simpson on coffee - March 25 2012

Exercise today: morning loops in 28'28", then sit-ups, then weights. Walked to work and back again (2 hours).