An Ill Wind

For a while now every time Hubby climbs into bed we have been greeted by a comedy PARP sound. We figured the kids had hidden a whoopee cushion (see Exhibit above) under the sheet, we looked to no avail. So we thought it must be a twangy spring...quite an old mattress now.
Today I wanted to turn the mattress so completely stripped the bed and lo....the offending article was unveiled, hiding under the electric blanket! Cheeky minx daughter no.2 was the culprit, she even admitted it through the giggles.
I admit I'm tempted to return it as it caused us much hilarity. ..can't beat a bit of toilet humour.