Greetings! From glorious Soviet Collective!

We are learning of your decadent western, imperialist ways here and are shocked and appalled by your decadence and your imperialism. As you know, anything that you can do in the west can be done more cheaply, effectively and efficiently here in the glorious Soviet Collective. And this include decadence and imperialism. Our Soviet decadence and imperialism is more decadent and more imperialist than your watered-down Western decadence and imperialism. And we did it first.

Take www.blipovitch.ru for instance. This glorious Soviet interwebs construction greatly outperforms your ineffectual offering. Our Soviet cats are cuter, our collective rainbows more glorious and our raindrops glittering on good, honest, Russian branches shine with a purer expression of the revolutionary creativity.

Here we see one of our leading practitioners capturing a "Selfski"using the latest, cutting edge photographic equipment - the technological and sociological advances of which you can only dream.

Long live the Revolution!