Where have all the guisers gone?

Normally Mr. Grumpy (that's me) is never organised for tonight and avoids opening the door to knocks. But this year I'm ready and the other half is looking forward to listening to bad jokes (Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? 'Cos he had no guts!), bad singing (make Joe and Edward sound in tune) and the "But it's trick or treat!!" brigade.

And there's been precious few kids at the door this year. Hmmmmmm

Oh wait There's the door.......