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It was an ongoing battle with my editor at the student paper about my showing Tad and Frank in a sexual relationship - I had to promise that they wouldn't do anything visible, and if I did that I could reference it as much as I wanted. This is why Tad and Frank so rarely even touch one another, but talk about doing it endlessly. Eh, it was 1998.

The second one: I was at the gym and overheard a couple of meatheads talking loudly about how cool they were with gay dudes, as long as they don't look at them or anything. This, while both men are fully nude, in showers, talking about other men looking at their bodies. Oooookay.