Egg strordinary

I cant begin to eggsplain what an eggcellent start to the day a full English breakie is and despite old superstition's I look on a double yolker as being eggstremely good luck - well at least for me it is, its natures very own two for one deal and following such an eggstravagent start to the day ( fried breakfast, croissants, extra toast and a couple of biscuits) which will all have to be worked off somehow and there's no eggcuse we can't just sit around all day eating and drinking otherwise we'll both eggsplode, so time to do some eggciting eggsercie with a bit of cycling, walking, badminton and a lazy read of the papers in the coffee shop is what is called for and later we'll make an egghibition of ourselves in the tropical pool rapids and end off with an eggsotic Chinese meal
I think that's enough for now as my brain is scrambled poaching these old yolks I need to make a quick eggsit as I've had un oeuf!