I'm No Cairn

This is the only blip taken so far today and do you know what? "I'm no cairn". Admittedly you have to say this with a Scots' accent.

I am also trying not to care about the outcome of the Calcutta Cup rugby match at Murrayfield this afternoon, but of course I do.
However years of defeat at the hands of the English on various fields from Flodden and Culloden, to Hamden, Twickenham and Murrayfield, have left me expecting the worst. I just hope it's not too much of a slaughter.

I shall watch in trepidation behind a newspaper........ unless of course the unthinkable happens when you will hear me cheer and perhaps forgetting my groin strain, dance a jig, but I wouldn't get your ear plugs out just yet.