The Professor Strokey-Beardey Interview

He's got his best navy blue jumper over his best off-white shirt.
She's got her best vintage coat and expensive limited edition mid-season boots.
He studied sand-worms for all his life.
She did media studies.
He can talk about sand-worms for hours on end.
Her eyes are watering, she is so bored.

She wanted to interview Bono.
He loves every second of being interviewed by her.

She is wondering what she is doing here.
He is wondering if he should ask her out. She seems so interested in sand-worms.