Non parlare al conducente ...

Which means "Do Not Speak To The Driver" and is on the sign on the door above our driver's head. Obviously the person with whom he had this 20 minute conversation while driving up the motorway had not read it.

We have finally arrived in our resort after a fairly eventful journey. At one point we got stuck behind a car in the snow and our bus couldn't get moving until a snow plough arrived to rescue us. See Nikonabike's Blip

As I am sure has been reported by Technophobe etc I excelled myself by leaving my skis on the coach and they are now located in a village several miles away :-(