Life moves pretty fast...

I got a new boiler today. The old one's age had to be verified by carbon dating and only worked when it could be bothered so it was retired, only to be replaced with a shiny, new model. You may call it ageism but I call it practicality.

However, before the old Saunier Duval could reach its retirement home it was snatched from outside my building! It was only there for a couple of hours. Not sure what that says about my locality.

Am quite amused by the nerve of the fast-working thief but a little galled that I didn't think of selling it for scrap before he did.