Still Life

I don't know how people can get a good portrait of a boxer. Do they ever stop moving long enough? Bring out the camera --

"Oh look a new toy to check out!"

"No, the camera is not a toy."

"Then why is there a string to pull?"

"That strap is not for you."

"Well then, what does that glass thing taste like?"

"DON'T lick the lens! sit! Stay!"

"Look how much I can move my head all around and look in all kinds of directions without violating the Stay rule!"

Yeah. Whatever. Time for bed.